Philosophy

Why We Work

(Both How the Platform is Good, and What Actually Motivates Us)

The Platform Part

You should use our services because they work. That's the honest pitch. We've built systems that:
  • Run alongside your existing tools (instead of requiring you to change everything)
  • Automate the tedious stuff (without creating new tedious stuff)
  • Scale when you need them to (without charging you for scale you don't need yet)
  • Don't require you to become a tech expert (that's our job)

We're also honest about what we can and can't do. We won't promise magic. We won't claim your revenue will 10x. We'll make something happen so that you can see for yourself what's realistic, what's possible, and what's wishful thinking that some other agency will happily charge you for.

Scholars debate whether the "growth hacking" era produced more value or more nonsense. We have opinions.

The Motivation Part

But here's the thing: the platform working isn't why we get up in the morning. We get up in the morning because:
  • The future is coming and someone should make sure it's good
  • Technology should serve humans, not the other way around
  • Laughing at absurdity is better than drowning in it
  • Every boring business task we automate is time someone gets back to do something meaningful

We work because the work funds the mission. The mission is a future where humans are doing okay. This platform is how we get there. The jokes are how we stay sane along the way.

That's it. That's why.
We hope the robots are nice.