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(Please Don't, We're Busy With Our Day Jobs Until This Thing Starts Auto-Generating Cash)
Look. We appreciate that you want to talk to us. That's very flattering. Truly.
But here's the situation: we're a small team with ambitious goals and limited hours. Until the automation reaches the point where it's generating enough revenue to let us focus on it full-time, we're also doing... other things. Client work. Life maintenance. Occasionally sleeping.
So before you reach out, please consider:

Things That Will Get a Response:

  • "I want to pay you money for services" — Yes, hello, we're listening
  • "I have an opportunity to collaborate on something meaningful" — Intrigued
  • "Something is broken and I'm a paying customer" — On it
  • "I found a security vulnerability" — Thank you, seriously

Things That Will Not Get a Response:

  • "I'd like to offer you SEO services" — No
  • "I noticed your website could be improved" — Bold of you
  • "I have a great investment opportunity" — Do you though
  • [Any email that starts with "I hope this finds you well"] — It did not

If You Must:

Email: hello@meanwhile.com.au
Response time: Somewhere between "immediately" and "eventually", depending on how interesting your email is and whether we're on a deadline.
We don't have a phone number. Phones ring at inconvenient times and require real-time coherent responses. We prefer async communication where we can think before typing. Like civilized people.
Anyway, here's the contact information you came for. Thanks for reading the whole page first.
We hope this finds you adequately.